February 2012
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“Every penis is a girl, Robin. Everyone knows that. Like ships and lake monsters.”
– Barney Stinson (via labyrinth-without-edge)
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Waiting For The Miracle
Karen: Are you ok?
Hank: Mmmm just licking my wounds.
Karen: Marcy and Stu will give you a ride, or you could spend the night with us.
Hank: Yah I think I'd rather go noose shopping, actually.
Karen: Well thats a shame. We miss you.
Hank: Chick really leveled me didn't she?
Karen: Yah she got you pretty bad.
Karen: Took me back to some of our greatest hits.
Hank: Oh how I miss our fights of fancy.
Karen: Oh how I don't.
Hank: You know when you and Bates got together I was kinda happy cause I thought this is fucking lunatic, this is never gonna work, but... but it does I guess. Kinda.
Karen: Something kinda nice in a way though... *sigh* not having to watch you fall in love with someone else, but I don't want you to be lonely.
Hank: Oh pshh I am though
Karen: Yes you are. Yes you are. You're like this little boy lost you kinda. It didn't work out between us and your still pouting. You've picked up your ball and you've run home and your never ever gonna play with anyone else again.
Hank: Well I guess being in New York makes it easier to forget that I still love the shit out of you Karen.
Hank: Yah. Wow. I said that out loud didn't I.
Karen: So. I still love you. I always will, till the day I die, but at some point I had to choose happiness, I had to make that a priority. I mean, and now I'm with someone who understands that I will never stop loving you and that makes me happier than I've ever been.
Hank: Good *chuckles*
Hank: Thats fantastic
Karen: She's right you're wonderful, you are. And when women get to know you... you know of course they want more. Which is kinda cruel to let them think that they can have it, when really its just no more than a hologram.
Hank: I've heard of popular belief I'm not out there trying to hurt anyone Karen.
Karen: I know. What do you think Becca is suffering from. Some guy good or bad, he's charmed his way into her heart and obviously she wants more.
Hank: Your trying to tell me I've given her some kind of daddy complex
Karen: No. No don't worry about her I'm talking about you. Worry about yourself.
Karen: Cause if really all your life is is meaningless flings and some idealized vision of our love story then I'm really sad for you. Because I know what you're capable of.
Hank: Yah. Well what if you're wrong. What if this is it for me. What if I'm just destined to sit around and wait for the band to get together.
Karen: You'll be waiting on a miracle.
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Happy SuperFootball
cmexp:
I don’t keep up with football let alone sports but I hope whoever wins makes somebody somewhere happy and whoever votes for the team that loses can move on quickly enough as to not become depressed. Afterall, it is only a game.
January 2012
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Comfy Round Patio Beds
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